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PostHeaderIcon The Four M’s of Great Espresso

Brewing good espresso is both an art and a science that has been studied for years.

In Italy,  the heartland of espresso,  these studies have culminated in a balance of four factors, referred to as the ‘4 Ms’: the bean mix or blend (miscela), the grinding process (macinazione), the espresso machine (macchina) and the person making the espresso (mano).

Miscela

While there are some single-origin coffees that make good espresso, great espresso is pulled from a blend of coffees. Blending for espresso allows you to produce the shots that have the flavor, aroma and the crema (yummy) that you want from your espresso. There are virtually no single-origin coffees that guarantee the same richness as a well chosen blend.

Macinazione

Grinding the coffee beans breaks the beans up into small particles that are ready for brewing. The size of those particles affects the flavor and interacts with the passage of water through coffee.

Macchina

The espresso machine makes the water pass through the coffee. It must be clean and in good working condition.

Whatever machine you use, it must be able to extract espresso from 7 grams (+/- 2 grams) of finely ground coffee by producing 1-1.5 ounces of extracted beverage under 9 bar (135psi) of brewing pressure at brewing temperatures of between 194 and 204 degrees Fahrenheit, over a period of 25 seconds (+/- 5 seconds) of brewing time.

Mano

The skill of the barista is of great importance as well, in spite of sophisticated today’s equipment. The barista controls the grind, the dosing, the brewing. He ensures the cup is pre-heated and serves the resulting cup to the consumer with the proper care that a good espresso deserves.

PostHeaderIcon Just Because…STS-125 Atlantis Wallpapers

Following a smooth countdown and picture-perfect liftoff, space shuttle Atlantis and a crew of seven astronauts are in space. STS-125’s 11-day mission is to service NASA’s Hubble Space Telescope. Atlantis lifted off at NASA’s Kennedy Space Center in Florida on Monday, May 11th at 2:01 p.m. EDT.

Being a big fan of the space program, I usually make myself walls of the ongoing mission.  I figured I may as well share them. Photo credits are noted in the lower left corners.

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Night falls on Launch Pad 39A at NASA's Kennedy Space Center in Florida following rollback of the pad's rotating service structure, or RSS, revealing space shuttle Atlantis in all its glory.

Night falls on Launch Pad 39A at NASA's Kennedy Space Center in Florida following rollback of the pad's rotating service structure, or RSS, revealing space shuttle Atlantis in all its glory.

Under a dry, hot, cloud-washed Florida sky, space shuttle Atlantis roars off Launch Pad 39A at NASA's Kennedy Space Center in Florida with its crew of seven for a rendezvous with NASA's Hubble Space Telescope.

Under a dry, hot, cloud-washed Florida sky, space shuttle Atlantis roars off Launch Pad 39A at NASA's Kennedy Space Center in Florida with its crew of seven for a rendezvous with NASA's Hubble Space Telescope.

PostHeaderIcon Magic Coffee Cup v2.0

Magic Coffee Cup sees all and knows all. Maybe. Sometimes. Well, it’s fun either way.

Magic Coffee Cup v2.0 not only answers your questions and prophesizes your future but also serves up a bit of coffee trivia, quotes and jokes.  Give it a try.

Magic Coffee Cup v2.0

PostHeaderIcon Irish Coffee Joke

An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his help in reviving her husband’s libido.

“What about trying Viagra? asks the doctor.

“Not a chance,” she said. “He won’t even take an aspirin.”

“Not a problem,” replied the doctor. “Give him! an Irish Viagra. It’s when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee . He won’t even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went.”

It wasn’t a week later that she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to progress. The poor dear exclaimed, “Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T’was horrid! Just terrible, doctor!”

“Really? What happened?” asked the doctor

“Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate. He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye, and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent the cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there, took me passionately on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!”

“Why so terrible?” asked the doctor, “Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasn’t good”?

“Twas the best sex I’ve had in 25 years! But sure as I’m sittin’ here, I’ll never be able to show me face in that Starbucks again!”

PostHeaderIcon Get Your Monkey On

Get Cheekee and Be Cheeky with Monkey Butt CoffeeTM Gear.

Bar None Coffee Co. is pleased to announce it’s latest addition, the Monkey Butt CoffeeTM line of products.

Inspired by a group of our morning regulars, the Monkey Butt CoffeeTM product line spoofs the coffee produced in Indonesia by the civet known locally as a Kopi Luwak. This little critter eats ripe coffee cherries and passes the undigested beans. These beans are collected, roasted and sold for over $170.00 per pound

Cheekee Monkey

The Monkey Butt CoffeeTM brand may be Kopi Luwak inspired but Cheekee Monkey is customer inspired. He represents a group of our morning regulars (or, irregulars) at Bar None Coffee Co. and some of the other folks that visit us. Cheekee is everyone that has that bit of, well….cheekiness.

Cheekee Chic

We now have 12 different versions of Cheekee on a whole bunch of products and are diligently working to expand the product selections.

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