Coffee Jokes
| "Here is your coffee sir! Exclusively from South America!" "Ah, that's what took you so long." |
| "This coffee is so delicious, where did you get it?" "Oh, this coffee is from Brazil." "Oh wow, that's incredible. All the way from Brazil and it's still hot!" |
| "Waiter! Did you bring me coffee or tea?" "Can you tell the difference?" "Well...no...I can't" "Then it shouldn't really matter." |
| "Waiter, this coffee is cold". "Oh, I'm glad you told me. Iced coffee costs a dollar more." |
| 16 lemmings walk into a coffee house. Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! |
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