Coffee Jokes

"Here is your coffee sir! Exclusively from South America!" "Ah, that's what took you so long."

"This coffee is so delicious, where did you get it?" "Oh, this coffee is from Brazil." "Oh wow, that's incredible. All the way from Brazil and it's still hot!"

"Waiter! Did you bring me coffee or tea?" "Can you tell the difference?" "Well...no...I can't" "Then it shouldn't really matter."

"Waiter, this coffee is cold". "Oh, I'm glad you told me. Iced coffee costs a dollar more."

16 lemmings walk into a coffee house. Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!

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